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"1. Do not say “I love you” if you do not mean it.
2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
3. Do not cheat.
4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
7. Just be a decent fucking person."

(via clumsiest)


"And I’m thinking ‘bout how people fall in love in mysterious ways
Maybe just the touch of a hand
Well, me—I fall in love with you every single day
And I just wanna tell you I am"

Ed Sheeran (via thisheartsnotyourskippingstone)

momcrotch:

Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.




kendrawcandraw:

i don’t know what im doing



"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

This thought has been haunting me for months (via sebatsianstans)



ghirahims-hella-fine-booty:

He was lightning.

Dangerously beautiful, could kill you with a touch.

It never stopped me, the lightning drew me in, moth to a flame.

His fingers on my skin made me burn up, teeth grazing along sensitive areas and making me weak in the knees.

He was lightning.

He was dangerously beautiful.

He was lightning.

The thunder he left was the sound of my heart shattering as his blade did.




andythenerd:

Two unisex restroom doors, one painted with a unicorn, the other with a unicycle.

Cute as hell.

kentrippy:

do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.



emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.




bestestsqueepie:

doctortorchwoodpottergames5:

petition to make this the new loading symbol

IT’S SO FUCKING MESMERIZING


originallrose:

Here is a list of companies that will hire felons. Please share this and repost if you know of people who are looking to better their lives and work.

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.





Hi! I'm Max. I play bass, I'm Batman, can't deny it. I live in California and I can get pretty fucking weird. need someone to talk to? I won't judge I'll listen =)
Formerly known as
hot-and-damn-sold-seperately
According to the text post from Nov.6,2012 I am the real Jake Pitts





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